their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
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