I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
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