did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
Randomize
