I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
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I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
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we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Is Oprah even human
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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