The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
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I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
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