i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
Randomize
