See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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