I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
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I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
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Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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