I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
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