So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
just tell him i said nine months
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
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you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
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He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
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