Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
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