why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
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i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
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Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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