Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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