You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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