I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
i dont even know how to be here
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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