Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
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He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
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she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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