Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
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