You're a womanizer and a bitch.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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