Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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