im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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