Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
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