Having a random hookup so left but love u
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
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My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
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Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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