GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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