If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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