Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
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