if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
Randomize
