THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
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