i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
pray to the hookup gods
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