please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Randomize
