is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
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