I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
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Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
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I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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