I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
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