She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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