So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
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friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
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Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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