Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
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im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
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My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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