Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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