belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
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