the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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