Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
Randomize
