This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
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