Midget sex pt 2 tonight
So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
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The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
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I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
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