is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
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