Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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