Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
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An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
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OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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