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(250): View more from British Columbia

When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?

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(973): View more from New Jersey

I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.

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(616): View more from Michigan

We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'

(860): View more from Connecticut

where do you find these guys?

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(601): View more from Mississippi

Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....

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(919): View more from North Carolina

Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.

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(919): View more from North Carolina

Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week

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(703): View more from Virginia

Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?

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(727): View more from Florida

I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style

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