: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
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No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
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Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
May the power of my ass compel you!!
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.