I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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