Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
I need to stop coming to work sober
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
You made out with two different species that night
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
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