Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
We smell like vodka and hangover
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