Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
Couch. On fire.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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