please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
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Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
Every concussion has its silver lining
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I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
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