are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
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I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
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I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
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