just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
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