dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
It's Friday. Sex?
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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