Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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