Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
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First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
How did I end up in the pool?!
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My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
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we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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