I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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