i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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