Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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