# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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